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Plan 2012 a Success!
Leader: “Ah, Agents K and S. Report on your plan for Dictators World Domination. As I recall, 2011 and 2010 were very quiet. Was 2012 more of a success?”
Agent K: “Yes, Leader, in previous years, the stupid, stupid humans were resistant to our message, and activity was limited. But we consider 2012 to be one of the best years in many, and it promises future success, which will affect us in the future.”
Leader: “Elaborate.”
Agent S: “2012 saw the formation of the band Manitoba, which brought the loud message to people of the Northeast, Canada and Spain, and which will surely continue to spread the gospel of Faster and Louder. They will ring out 2012 with a huge show at the Bowery Electric on Dec. 31.”
Leader: “Excellent. Is there more?”
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Three Years and Running!
This here blog has just celebrated its third birthday. Like all 3-year-olds, it’s full of poop and nonsense, and is equal parts hilarity, incoherence and PITA. But we’re proud of our little monster, and we thank you for continuing to make us your #1 stop for all your Dictators news.
— Salvi C.
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Happy Birthday to The Dream!!
Photo courtesy of Dorothy Lee at Nuclearjackalope.com
We here at DFFD want to wish a happy birthday to the Bringer of Thunder, Dean “The Dream” Rispler!
— Salvi C.
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Cub Reporter Wanted
Are there any Jimmy Olsen wannabes in the crowd? If so, then we’re here to make your dream come true. Due to scheduling conflicts, no one from the DFFD staff will be able to attend this Saturday’s Manitoba show at Café Nine in New Haven. We need someone to cover the night.
Job requirements: Review(s) and picture(s). Make it fun, and no bad words allowed. This is a PG site. My mom reads this.
Job perks: your own byline, use of the executive parking space at DFFD headquarters for a full week, your own bow tie (clip-on only), and a 25% off coupon for the DFFD cafeteria. Alright, 50% off, but that’s as high as we can go.
Happy Birthday to Top Ten!!
Happy birthday (Feb. 6) to Dictator and Del-Lord extraordinaire, the great Top Ten himself — Scott Kempner!
Happy Birthday to Handsome Dick Manitoba!!
Today we celebrate the birth of the Handsomest Man in Rock and Roll, the King of Men, the World’s Greatest Entertainer — Handsome Dick Manitoba!
Join the birthday boy hisself at the World’s Greatest Rock and Roll Tavern (Manitoba’s, 99 Ave. B, between 6th and 7th) tonight!
P.S. Yes, that’s Muddy Waters in the pic above — just one of HDM’s many, many cool moments!
— DFFD123
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