Category Archives: Tomfoolery

by DFFD123 | August 12, 2010 · 11:38 am

The Dictators: Always on My Mind

Sign hanging inside the Beekman Arms, “America’s Oldest Continually Operating Inn” (est. 1766), Rhinebeck, N.Y.

— DFFD123

What I Crave: White Castle Scented Candles

Dictators Nation rejoices at the latest item to hit the free market: candles infused with the scent of a White Castle slider, onions and all. The good news? The 10 bucks it costs goes to charity (Autism Speaks). The bad news? They’re all already sold out.

There’s talk of another shipment come the holidays, but if you can’t wait, there’s always eBay — presumably without those proceeds going to charity.

— DFFD123

‘Having Fun With HDM On Stage’

Did you ever sit back and think to yourself, “Gee, this Dics cd is great, but Handsome Dick’s raps are so funny. I sure wish somebody would compile an album of all his stories!” Did you? Well, wish no more, Bunky, because Buffoona D’Aprile Records is proud to present “Having Fun With HDM On Stage,” an all-talking album. Thrill as HDM enchants, mesmerizes and regales us with his greatest hits:

Grandma’s Spatula
Real Men Don’t Eat Tofu
I Felt Up Linda Ronstadt Once
Grandma’s Spatula Part 2
Teeterboro and Netcong
Boston Sports Fans Are all Wrong
New Jersey – Why?
Grandma’s Spatula (Extended Dance Remix)

These and many more are only available in this limited offer!! Supply is short, so order yours today!

— Salvi C.

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by DFFD123 | February 4, 2010 · 11:04 pm

If the Dictators Played the Super Bowl

The staff of the DFFD Blog takes a moment from praying for a Saints victory (OK, that’s just DFFD123) to imagine the awesomeness that would occur if the Dics were the 1/2-time entertainment for this weekend’s Super Bowl, instead of 1/2 the Who:

There would be a bevy of dancers clad as White Castle boxes.
The stage would be designed to look like CBGB’s.
J.P.’s “One Beverage” would be background music for a beer commercial.
HDM would be ranting and raving about how he doesn’t give a f*ck about football, although he did win $200 betting on the Patriots in 2002.
He’d call the whole game a fraud, stating that it can’t be called “Super” if neither of the NY teams were representin’.
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